I can’t NOT get a tan.
To say that I am usually very pale would be a massive understatement, so I wear sunscreen – 50 SPF to be exact. But my arms and shoulders and face are simply refusing to maintain their translucency.
My legs, however, are complying just fine – which means that I am a very mismatched coloration these days.
I can never wear a dress until I fix this problem. Or shorts. Unless I am also clothed in a turtleneck – which, honestly, makes no sense in this climate.